Ok, as my sister informed me, my blog postings are too serious. Not light hearted enough. I am lost in the dark, too far gone I guess. Well to show I am not yet beyond redemption I will share a few of the new ways to use words that I have learned from some of the Mexicans I have apprehended.
-Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'
-Mushroom
When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom
-Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.
-Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!
-Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
-July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'
-Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
-Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your problem?'
-Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
-Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
-Chicken Wing
My wife plays the lottery hoping chicken wing.
-Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
-Body Wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.